Prince Philip NOT Dead

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mirth

May 04, 2017, 10:12:43 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Capn Darwin

#1
May 04, 2017, 10:24:06 AM
Not dead, just constipated. Something about no more royal doodies...  :DD
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Sir Slash

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May 04, 2017, 01:53:09 PM
That's entirely too witty for a Captain. You should be promoted to Major.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

OJsDad

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May 04, 2017, 02:07:38 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on May 04, 2017, 01:53:09 PM
That's entirely too witty for a Captain. You should be promoted to Major 1st Sgt.

FTFY.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Capn Darwin

#4
May 04, 2017, 02:21:40 PM
It's been a long work week.  :uglystupid2:
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besilarius

#5
May 04, 2017, 07:23:25 PM
Anyone hear from Francisco Franco or Marshal Petain?
Are they not dead yet?

Both do love their cookies, though.
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During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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Gusington

#6
May 04, 2017, 07:30:51 PM
Napoleon is still dead.
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Sir Slash

#7
May 04, 2017, 10:15:21 PM
Bonapart or Solo? No matter, they're both dead.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#8
May 05, 2017, 07:33:02 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on May 04, 2017, 10:15:21 PM
Bonapart or Solo? No matter, they're both dead.

Napoleon Dynamite is still with us.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#9
May 05, 2017, 10:42:33 AM
Heard his career blew-up though.  ::)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#10
May 05, 2017, 10:44:18 AM
He really exploded on to the scene.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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