“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don’t find out until too late that he’s been playing with two queens all along”. Terry Pratchett.
This is why there's no ice in Italy: The lady with the recipe died
Un cheval , un cheval , mon royaume pour un cheval
Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."
"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.
"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped." Lauren Bacall
Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers. Admiral Gerry Bogan.