Wake Up Dallas

Started by mirth, April 10, 2017, 12:12:13 PM

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

my cousin was not amused....


speculation on the news this morning was that someone might've been trying to cover up some other misbehavior - if 911 is jammed up, and everyone's paying attention to sirens, then they're not paying attention to whatever mob hit, bank robbery, kidnapping, etc is going on
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Gusington

That is definitely not amusing.


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

No, but it is funny. It appears even the 'hacks' are bigger in Texas.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

OJsDad

Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 10, 2017, 12:25:26 PM
my cousin was not amused....


speculation on the news this morning was that someone might've been trying to cover up some other misbehavior - if 911 is jammed up, and everyone's paying attention to sirens, then they're not paying attention to whatever mob hit, bank robbery, kidnapping, etc is going on

Wasn't that part of the plot for Die Hard 3. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Barthheart

Some guys used New Years Eve ball drop in NYC to cover up a break in.

http://nypost.com/2017/01/02/thieves-steal-6m-in-jewels-while-ball-drops-on-new-years-eve/

Someone in Dallas should be looking for what's missing....  ???

besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Staggerwing

And her sister still got elected president.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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Sir Slash

 #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-) #:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.