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mirth

#270
June 28, 2017, 08:42:57 AM
oompa loompa porn?
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Gusington

#271
June 28, 2017, 09:09:58 AM
That and other less exotic material.
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bayonetbrant

#272
June 28, 2017, 09:18:38 AM
Quote from: mirth on June 28, 2017, 08:42:57 AM
oompa loompa porn?


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Quotebut unfortunately this is now Schrodinger's Porn: The act of publicly observing that there are none guarantees someone will create some.
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mirth

#273
July 05, 2017, 10:22:27 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#274
July 06, 2017, 07:44:38 AM
Is there a more tone deaf company out there? They should hire Chris Christie as their new PR guy.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Batman

#275
July 14, 2017, 11:57:26 AM
it's time to break them up like ma bell, or my baterang breaking up a criminal's soft skull

Gusington

#276
July 14, 2017, 12:01:31 PM
You are certainly the Batman for the job.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#278
July 14, 2017, 02:23:09 PM
Should've thrown that Jerk-Off the plane.  :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JasonPratt

#279
July 18, 2017, 10:38:16 AM
We don't need his cigar inspiring a brick joke.
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Sir Slash

#280
July 18, 2017, 01:24:50 PM
They're very 'hands-on' at American Airlines. Maybe he took the 'seat back and in an upright position' thing a little too literal?  ::)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#281
July 20, 2017, 06:12:38 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

acctingman

#282
July 21, 2017, 04:26:12 PM
She called the guy a sex offender? WTF?? Sometimes a guy has to rub one out, sheesh  :tickedoff:

Staggerwing

#283
July 21, 2017, 07:02:28 PM
Quote from: acctingman on July 21, 2017, 04:26:12 PM
She called the guy a sex offender? WTF?? Sometimes a guy has to rub one out, sheesh  :tickedoff:

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BanzaiCat

#284
July 26, 2017, 07:45:43 PM
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