Nerf John Wick

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mirth

March 20, 2017, 08:23:12 AM
This amused me far more than it should have

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Martok

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March 20, 2017, 09:32:05 AM
Quote from: mirth on March 20, 2017, 08:23:12 AM
This amused me far more than it should have
That makes two of us.  :2funny:  That was great! 

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Sir Slash

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March 20, 2017, 02:23:08 PM
Better than the original. And more believable.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

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March 20, 2017, 02:28:14 PM
Oh don't be like that. The movie was fun.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

airboy

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March 20, 2017, 02:49:04 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on March 20, 2017, 02:23:08 PM
Better than the original. And more believable.

They killed my dog and stole my hot car - they had to die.

With YOUR AVATAR you should get this.

mirth

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March 20, 2017, 02:51:59 PM
Classic movie mistake.  Never kill the hero's dog.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

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March 20, 2017, 10:12:03 PM
Especially if he's a hip Killing Machine trying to live a normal life removed from the criminal kingpins he's been serving. That's why he got a dog.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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