2017 Running Football Thread

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

Tough break for the Packers.  ::)
Any time is a good time for pie.

OJsDad

Just be happy your not a Browns fan. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

bayonetbrant

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bayonetbrant

"The last time Ohio State punted against Nebraska was in 2012"
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

Kansas plays at TCU this weekend

QuoteThe Jayhawks haven't won a game away from Memorial Stadium since Sept. 12, 2009. Another loss would put Kansas into a tie for the second-longest road losing streak in college football history.
The road losing streak began eight years ago, on Oct. 17, 2009. Back then, Charlie Weis was still at Notre Dame. Blockbuster was still a successful business. "Game of Thrones," the iPad, Uber, Instagram and The Athletic did not exist.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

here's one for Bison and the other Vikings fans...


QuoteQ: Where would Teddy Bridgewater returning from injury and leading the Vikings to their first Super Bowl victory rank in all-time sports stories? Especially with the Super Bowl being in Minneapolis this year?
—Wes Jackson, Louisville, Ky.

BS: I don't mean to be a dick, but we're talking about the Vikings—isn't it more likely that the Packers miraculously sneak into the playoffs at 9-7, then Aaron Rodgers comes back for Round 1 and beats them in Minnesota, then wins the Super Bowl in Minnesota four weeks later?

https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2017/10/20/16507636/week-7-nfl-picks-mailbag-nba
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

OJsDad

Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 16, 2017, 09:38:47 AM
"The last time Ohio State punted against Nebraska was in 2012"

There are at least 2 years there that they didn't play each other.  Still quite a feat going a single game an not punting. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

MetalDog

Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 22, 2017, 10:51:02 AM
here's one for Bison and the other Vikings fans...


QuoteQ: Where would Teddy Bridgewater returning from injury and leading the Vikings to their first Super Bowl victory rank in all-time sports stories? Especially with the Super Bowl being in Minneapolis this year?
—Wes Jackson, Louisville, Ky.

BiSon: I don't mean to be a dick, but we're talking about the Vikings—isn't it more likely that the Packers miraculously sneak into the playoffs at 9-7, then Aaron Rodgers comes back for Round 1 and beats them in Minnesota, then wins the Super Bowl in Minnesota four weeks later?

https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2017/10/20/16507636/week-7-nfl-picks-mailbag-nba


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OJsDad

Hey, look!  The Browns are 0-7.  L:-)
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#190
So something in the universe still makes sense.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

Oh joy.  Justine Timberlake is doing the half time shiw of the Super Bowl.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

bayonetbrant

Joe Thomas missed a snap today for the Browns. I'm pretty sure that's one of the signs of the Apocalypse
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

Admittedly I haven't paid much attention to what's going on in the NFL, but the Vikings being on top of their Division is another sign of the apocalypse.

acctingman

My Hawks look like a steaming pile of dogshit despite putting up 24 against the New York Girlies