Alien: Covenant

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Sir Slash

#630
August 08, 2017, 06:44:55 PM
Do the Aliens have dongles? Have we ever seen one?
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mirth

#631
August 08, 2017, 06:49:40 PM
Ridley Scott's next movie is going to be Alien: Dongle.
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Staggerwing

#632
August 08, 2017, 07:10:05 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 08, 2017, 05:59:11 PM
I thought it was donglemamey

Mamey Dongle?
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mirth

#633
August 08, 2017, 07:13:31 PM
Auntie Dongle?
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SirAndrewD

#634
August 08, 2017, 07:14:12 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 08, 2017, 06:49:40 PM
Ridley Scott's next movie is going to be Alien: Dongle.

In space, there are no refunds.
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mirth

#635
August 08, 2017, 07:17:13 PM
Quote from: SirAndrewD on August 08, 2017, 07:14:12 PM
Quote from: mirth on August 08, 2017, 06:49:40 PM
Ridley Scott's next movie is going to be Alien: Dongle.

In space, there are no refunds.

lmfao!!!
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BanzaiCat

#636
August 09, 2017, 06:46:44 AM
Paul Feig will direct the next Alien movie.

JasonPratt

#637
August 09, 2017, 08:33:10 AM
Quote from: BanzaiCat on August 09, 2017, 06:46:44 AM
Paul Feig will direct the next Alien movie.

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Quote from: Sir Slash on August 08, 2017, 06:44:55 PM
Do the Aliens have dongles? Have we ever seen one?

I think the Aliens are supposed to be dongles.
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JasonPratt

#638
August 09, 2017, 08:34:20 AM
Quote from: Windigo on August 08, 2017, 05:21:55 PM
I still think Jason's nick should be PJ

It's better than jerp! Alas.
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Martok

#639
August 09, 2017, 11:42:51 PM
In case y'all missed this over in the Honest Trailers thread:  ;D 




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Gusington

#640
August 18, 2017, 07:44:20 PM
Finally just watched it. Basically it's theme is similar to the Terminator movies...never trust a synth. That said, I can see what you guys were saying above...this whole part of the story line would never happen if the expedition would simply HAVE PUT ON SOME GODDAMNED HELMETS. Once I got over that, I could not help but enjoy it. Someone else above said that Fassbender was the highlight and I definitely agree. Also - if this were not part of the Alien franchise it probably would be viewed better by us, failed logic and all. I also watched it while drinking and that helped considerably.
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