Alien: Covenant

[mirth]

[Barthheart]

What's the premise this time....?  ::)

[mirth]

Alien: Covenant will follow the crew of a colony ship that's been sent to a planet on the far side of the galaxy that they believe to be an "uncharted paradise." Little do they know of the horrors that await them below. The cast includes Katherine Waterston as Daniels, Danny McBride as the ship's pilot, Guy Peace as Peter Weyland, Michael Fassbender as David (the same android from Prometheus) and Walter, Noomi Rapace as Elizabeth Shaw, Billy Crudup, Demián Bichir and more.

yadda, yadda...aliens kill the crap out of everyone.

[Barthheart]

So something different.

[mirth]

it's a cool poster at least.

[Staggerwing]

What about the part in the middle? You know, where Rapace drags Fassbinder's head and body into the spaceship and flies to the creators' homeworld to open them a can of their own whoop-ass?

[mirth]

What about the part in the middle? You know, where Rapace drags Fassbinder's head and body into the spaceship and flies to the creators' homeworld to open them a can of their own whoop-ass?

I'm fine with dropping that.

[Staggerwing]

OK. Moving along...

[mirth]

It's been 30 years since a good Alien movie  :-\

[Barthheart]

That's why they should stop trying....

[mirth]

I don't disagree.

[mirth]

This new movie could work if Danny McBride is Kenny Powers.

[JasonPratt]

What about the part in the middle? You know, where Rapace drags Fassbinder's head and body into the spaceship and flies to the creators' homeworld to open them a can of their own whoop-ass?

I expect they dovetail with the colony ship story: end up being the same place.

[Gusington]

I enjoyed Prometheus and Alien 3. Send your active lawsuits to my legal counsel.

[Staggerwing]

I enjoyed Prometheus and Alien 3. Send your active lawsuits to my legal counsel.

I actually enjoyed all the Alien-related movies, not counting the AvP things which I have not seen. Can we be co-defendents?