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mirth

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Barthheart


panzerde

If he's going after those with that pair of scissors, I'm with you on that.
"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

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Ubercat

But those are OCS counters, not East Front.
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Windigo

I am horrified at the using of plain old OSB to game on.  :crazy2:  A roll of card table felt works well...
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Nefaro

Quote from: panzerde on May 18, 2017, 12:22:25 PM
If he's going after those with that pair of scissors, I'm with you on that.

x10


:timeout:


He could at least use toe nail clippers.  Sweet Spaghetti Monster!  That pic is chilling!

bayonetbrant

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QuoteWargaming Lesson #125: Never clip counters drunk.

some of the comments are pretty funny




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bob48

Mutilated - gar...horrible.
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'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Cyrano

O-R-E-G-O-N

L-A-M-I-N-A-T-I-O-N

For heaven's sake people, it's not complicated.

Do or do not...

The horror...the horror.

And as a side note for Doug, I finally got my second Battle Cry for "Big Battle Cry"  purposes and was in the process of stickering the flags when I realized I could miscegenate the two boxes.  My beloved waved me off from this notion for fear of your response.

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Bison

miscegenate...  This is not a word I thought I'd ever see in a wargame discussion.

panzerde

Quote from: Cyrano on May 22, 2017, 08:58:19 AM
And as a side note for Doug, I finally got my second Battle Cry for "Big Battle Cry"  purposes and was in the process of stickering the flags when I realized I could miscegenate the two boxes.  My beloved waved me off from this notion for fear of your response.


She's a good woman. She keeps you from engaging in crimes against humanity.

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

Barthheart

Oh the humanity! Who would do such a thing!!!! Attack of the octagons!  :hide:



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bbmike

Yeah, that's some bad clipping.
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GJK

The German 467 in melee gets a -2 on his CC roll because he obviously has a machete. 
Clip your freaking corners!
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Cyrano

Yeah, but he also gets a -1 on his Ambush roll because EVERYBODY sees THAT coming...
Sergeant at Arms of La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

One mustachioed, cigar-chomping, bespectacled deity, entirely at your service.

You didn't know? My Corps has already sailed to Berlin. We got there 3 days ago and we've been in the Tiergarten on the piss ever since. -- Marshal Soult, October 1806