So. We got a cat. So far I am thoroughly underwhelmed

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Windigo

#120
February 21, 2018, 04:33:35 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

JasonPratt

#121
February 21, 2018, 05:33:32 PM
Quote from: Huw the Poo on February 21, 2018, 01:22:04 PM
Quote from: Grimnirsson on February 21, 2018, 11:35:28 AM
learn to be a humble servant of your cat and she might tolerate you in the house  <:-)

Heh.  It is so not like that in my house.  She knows I'm the master around here.

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undercovergeek

#122
February 21, 2018, 07:41:43 PM
Quote from: Huw the Poo on February 21, 2018, 01:22:04 PM
Quote from: Grimnirsson on February 21, 2018, 11:35:28 AM
learn to be a humble servant of your cat and she might tolerate you in the house  <:-)

Heh.  It is so not like that in my house.  She knows I'm the master around here.

Says the guy who shopped around to find its favourite treats and puts its food in a little plastic bowl while the cat watches you - you're the cats bitch now

JasonPratt

#123
February 21, 2018, 08:32:57 PM
^^ I think that was Grim. Being the humble servant, as noted!
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mirth

#124
February 24, 2018, 07:59:37 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#125
February 25, 2018, 06:37:38 AM
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#126
February 25, 2018, 07:25:34 AM
LOL.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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mirth

#127
March 02, 2018, 12:43:19 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#128
March 03, 2018, 08:02:03 AM
 :2funny:
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JasonPratt

#129
March 03, 2018, 06:30:54 PM
Fake: a real cat would yawn and dismiss the news with blase.
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Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
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Huw the Poo

#130
March 04, 2018, 02:12:10 PM Last Edit: March 04, 2018, 02:16:21 PM by Huw the Poo
Look at this disgusting, evil creature.

Staggerwing

#131
March 04, 2018, 03:13:01 PM
Quote from: Huw the Poo on March 04, 2018, 02:12:10 PM
Look at this disgusting, evil creature.

You're smitten. No doubt about it.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Windigo

#132
March 05, 2018, 11:27:26 AM
Typical cat trap.

Assumes the 'rub my belly' position with a sweet look on its face.

You are allowed exactly one rub then you must immediately remove your hand; otherwise you are treated to a four footed attacked highlighted by the back rakers leaving your hand ribboned with scratches.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

W8taminute

#133
March 05, 2018, 05:04:42 PM
Quote from: Huw the Poo on March 04, 2018, 02:12:10 PM
Look at this disgusting, evil creature.

When a cat places itself in a vulnerable position like this in front of you that means he trusts and likes you.  If he's doing that for you that means you are doing it right!   :)


Very cute kitty btw.
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Huw the Poo

#134
March 05, 2018, 05:34:47 PM
Quote from: W8taminute on March 05, 2018, 05:04:42 PM
When a cat places itself in a vulnerable position like this in front of you that means he trusts and likes you.  If he's doing that for you that means you are doing it right!   :)


Very cute kitty btw.

Thanks mate.  Yeah she is cute, I'll give her that.  She definitely trusts me and my lady more than the kids, although she'll sit with all of us these days.  She also sleeps on my son's bed, although that's probably because he's in the top bunk.
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