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mirth

#225
October 16, 2017, 09:17:33 AM
He's on a lot of watch lists in the South.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#226
October 16, 2017, 09:48:06 AM
A snatch-holder snatcher? When that guy's 50, and married for 20 years and his wife has her panties hanging on every item of furniture he owns, he'll wonder what the hell he was thinking.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#227
November 09, 2017, 03:22:27 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#228
November 09, 2017, 07:44:43 PM
Putting a bite in Civic Duty.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#229
November 09, 2017, 07:57:25 PM
No doubt it left a cavity in his life.

Sir Slash

#230
November 09, 2017, 11:27:43 PM
If he left his teeth in the voting booth, kind of makes you wonder where he put his ballot doesn't it?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#231
November 10, 2017, 06:47:21 AM
Why TF would you take your frigging dentures out to vote? I think it was just a prank, bro.

mirth

#232
November 21, 2017, 10:53:02 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#233
November 21, 2017, 11:00:25 AM
For real?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#234
November 21, 2017, 11:05:21 AM
Scary innit?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#235
November 21, 2017, 11:10:03 AM
Remind me neverbto go to Falmouth.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#236
November 21, 2017, 11:11:58 AM
I was going to invite you for Thanksgiving Dinner
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#237
November 21, 2017, 11:12:26 AM
In a dumpster?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#238
November 21, 2017, 11:14:33 AM
Don't act all uppity about it.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#239
November 21, 2017, 11:33:04 AM
That's what your mom said.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd
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