"This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"

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Steelgrave

#315
April 27, 2017, 09:41:58 AM
They will all get cancer from the lead based paint they spread throughout the ship   8)

Sir Slash

#316
April 27, 2017, 10:40:54 AM

We should take 'Wings idea and open up both a web and brick and mortar Grog shop named People's Liberation Army Navy! The young hipster dufuses will come running with their cash!

Only if I get to shoot the mortar. At the hipster dufuses.  :bd:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Martok

#317
April 27, 2017, 11:14:31 AM
^  Wait til they make their purchases first! 




Quote from: Steelgrave on April 27, 2017, 09:41:58 AM
They will all get cancer from the lead based paint they spread throughout the ship   8)
What makes you think they're going to bother painting the thing?  They strike me as appreciating the rust aesthetic.  :P 

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mirth

#318
June 09, 2017, 12:56:16 PM
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GDS_Starfury

#320
June 09, 2017, 11:25:02 PM
being a Cold War kid, I do find it silly when reports of whatever aircraft from whatever country are going about their business and its international news.
I find real humor in the Tu-95 intercepts.
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mirth

#321
June 30, 2017, 10:58:32 AM
We're selling $1.4 billion worth of arms to Taiwan.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/29/us/politics/trump-china-weapons-taiwan.html
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mirth

#322
February 27, 2018, 08:53:47 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

#323
February 27, 2018, 09:00:24 PM
Wow, who could'a seen that one coming!  Japan's on the march!   O0

Gusington

#324
February 27, 2018, 10:18:08 PM
The march towards what? Without US backing I think China would handily kick Japan's ass right now. It's the historical pendulum swinging back.
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mirth

#325
February 27, 2018, 10:31:42 PM
The Japanese can take care of themselves just fine.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

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Gusington

#326
February 27, 2018, 10:36:12 PM
They did last time and were beaten.
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mirth

#327
February 27, 2018, 10:37:48 PM
The Chinese aren't even close to pulling that off today.
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"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#328
February 27, 2018, 10:58:23 PM
If the fight was Japan vs. China, right now, without US help...Japan would have a hard time. Hell it wasn't a cake walk for them in WWII either, when they lost.
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Sir Slash

#329
February 27, 2018, 11:13:38 PM
But today they would have Godzilla on their side. He was still asleep during WWII.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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