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Windigo

#2190
April 25, 2017, 03:58:22 PM
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My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

MetalDog

#2191
April 25, 2017, 08:51:54 PM
The pre-generated ones are bad enough.  Now you have taken to making your own for my misery.  I'll be sure to thank you if we ever meet. :P
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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BanzaiCat

#2192
April 25, 2017, 08:56:32 PM
147 pages of this wonderful stuff; it's got to perpetuate itself somehow.  ;D

Martok

#2193
April 26, 2017, 01:40:07 AM
I see no reason why that has to be the case.  ::) 
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mirth

#2195
April 26, 2017, 12:59:28 PM
<chuckle>
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#2196
April 26, 2017, 03:15:03 PM
And now where's the outrage, huh!? HUHH?!???!?1? #FakeGnusMatter
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MetalDog

#2197
April 26, 2017, 09:05:24 PM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

BanzaiCat

#2198
April 27, 2017, 06:10:16 AM

bayonetbrant

#2199
April 27, 2017, 07:57:46 AM
Quote from: Martok on April 26, 2017, 01:40:07 AM
I see no reason why that has to be the case.  ::) 


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bayonetbrant

#2200
April 27, 2017, 01:02:04 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#2201
April 27, 2017, 02:59:28 PM
I laughed  at this one

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

#2202
April 27, 2017, 05:37:29 PM
Why do they have bar codes on the returning Swedish fleet?

So they can Scandinavian.

mirth

#2203
April 27, 2017, 05:38:46 PM
Quote from: Windigo on April 27, 2017, 02:59:28 PM
I laughed  at this one



An Oregon Trail pun. Excellent!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#2204
April 28, 2017, 05:12:49 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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