Manilow Weaponization

Started by airboy, June 28, 2018, 09:59:32 AM

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airboy

The Rite-Aid Drugstore Chain has been playing loud Barry Manilow "hits" outside of stores plagued by Bums (WSJ 6/28).

The "Mandy Missile" is the go to weapon for particularly stubborn bums.

Windigo

Our City Hall park/gardens plays classical music.... don't know if it works or not. Several people I know claims it does.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Sir Slash

"I write the songs that you love to hum soft". "I write the songs that run the bums off".  :-"
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Windigo

don't quit yer day job...    ;)
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Sir Slash

Grogs IS my day job. And my night job is bitching about my day job.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

airboy

Quote from: Sir Slash on June 28, 2018, 10:00:28 PM
Grogs IS my day job. And my night job is bitching about my day job.

I thought your night job was drinking to forget about your day job.

Sir Slash

That's my weekend job. And on holidays, I rest.  ;)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

Quote from: Sir Slash on June 29, 2018, 12:18:08 PM
That's my weekend job. And on holidays, I rest.  ;)

Rest. Refill Empty Scotch Tumbler.
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-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

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-The Doctor

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Sir Slash

"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.