Proof that Grogs are the best

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March 02, 2019, 09:27:54 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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March 02, 2019, 10:53:49 AM
People who drink aren't smarter than everyone else, they just think they are. And tell you about it. Often. And loudly. Until you agree. Or sneak away when they're trying to make a coherent point. I know this because the guy at the bar told me while explaining to me how you can make a spaceship out of old beer cans and swears we were childhood friends while calling me by the wrong name. I just tell the bartender, 'I'll have whatever he's drinking'.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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