New boots leave swastikas

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besilarius

"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Steelgrave

"Color matches my panzer", LOL!   ;D

mirth

Anyone who would wear those must be a real heel.
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Steelgrave


bob48

Do try and keep in step. And don't be so straight laced. I said that tongue in cheek.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

Some people just march to a different Dumb-er. I think the boots are a good idea. The Nazis' will be easier to track next time.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Con

These Boots will Fuhrer your career in Poland


Staggerwing

Those boots really get your goose.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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MikeGER

#8
These boots are made for walkin' And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ^-^

can only be moments before those footprints are somehow photoshopped in a pic leaving a track from the snowy Trump Tower shown in the Media, fake newsstyle  ;)

BanzaiCat

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!  :DD :DD

Con

#10
Quote from: MikeGER on January 12, 2017, 04:33:09 AM
These boots are made for walkin' And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you ^-^

can only be moments before those footprints are somehow photoshopped in a pic leaving a track from the snowy Trump Tower shown in the Media, fake newsstyle  ;)

No the trump branded commissar boots leave a trail of little hammer and sickles

Sir Slash

In Soviet Russia, boots no fit you-- you fit boots.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.