No more Bread and Water

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besilarius

December 26, 2018, 08:48:53 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

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December 27, 2018, 01:01:24 PM
So I suppose the 'cat-o-nine-tails' is gone too.  :'(
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Con

#2
December 27, 2018, 01:25:29 PM
The navy has gone soft since keelhauling was abolished

steve58

#3
December 27, 2018, 01:39:58 PM
So who do we talk to here bout increasing our grog rations?😀

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Gusington

#4
December 27, 2018, 01:54:38 PM
Me.
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Boggit

#5
December 27, 2018, 08:52:49 PM
The Royal Navy got rid of its rum ration back in 1970...  :'(
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rum_ration
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

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Boggit

#6
December 27, 2018, 08:54:47 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 27, 2018, 01:01:24 PM
So I suppose the 'cat-o-nine-tails' is gone too.  :'(
Indeed, but buggery and the lash (most likely a silken one...) remain a great tradition! ;D ;)
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

Boggit

#7
December 27, 2018, 08:57:31 PM
Quote from: Con on December 27, 2018, 01:25:29 PM
The navy has gone soft since keelhauling was abolished
:DD
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

Sir Slash

#8
December 27, 2018, 10:49:33 PM
So the Navy of today has already gone more 'Picard' than 'Kirk'. Better hope them Klingons don't go bad again.  :hide:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#9
December 28, 2018, 01:16:45 AM
my only take away is Gus's budding online fetish store.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#10
December 28, 2018, 01:42:47 PM
It's not take away! You must eat in.
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Staggerwing

#11
December 28, 2018, 09:06:19 PM
And management reserves the right to close the buffet to anyone going back for 5th helpings
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Gusington

#12
December 28, 2018, 09:32:57 PM
5th!! My God.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

besilarius

#13
December 29, 2018, 08:40:02 AM
John Cleese had that problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx0ME65y72E
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.
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