Nork Nukes Nearing Nuisance?

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mirth

#495
June 08, 2018, 12:22:16 PM
Quote from: OJsDad on June 08, 2018, 12:21:04 PM
Someone's off their meds.

Yeah, but I'm going to make up for it by drinking heavily.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#496
June 08, 2018, 12:31:31 PM
I never lost faith in you, but Sir Slash has me questioning everything.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#497
June 08, 2018, 09:32:34 PM
Question everything. Question everyone. For I have touched the sky. And the World is hollow.  :o
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Staggerwing

#498
June 08, 2018, 09:39:35 PM
"Everyone... Uh, may I have your attention? Don't take the Andorian acid... it isn't good..."
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#499
June 08, 2018, 10:10:46 PM
True. it will make you see green Orion Slave Girls. Who really aren't. Green or slaves. Capt. Pike understands.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Windigo

#500
June 09, 2018, 01:24:41 AM
Or girls... thai people know this
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

OJsDad

#501
June 10, 2018, 10:11:37 PM
Hoping Trump doesn't give Hawaii away in this whole thing.

'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

GDS_Starfury

#502
June 10, 2018, 11:21:55 PM
Im actually surprised that B5 hasnt been rebooted.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

em2nought

#503
June 10, 2018, 11:57:02 PM Last Edit: June 10, 2018, 11:59:53 PM by em2nought
Quote from: OJsDad on June 10, 2018, 10:11:37 PM
Hoping Trump doesn't give Hawaii away in this whole thing.

Hopefully, Trump starts by offering up the tropical paradise of Puerto Rico.  ;) 

Just so the fake news media doesn't tell Rocket Man that it's a money pit in their attempts to thwart the proceedings.  ;)
Stolen elections have consequences.

JasonPratt

#504
June 11, 2018, 08:16:35 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 10, 2018, 11:21:55 PM
Im actually surprised that B5 hasnt been rebooted.

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mirth

#505
June 11, 2018, 11:15:41 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#506
June 11, 2018, 08:10:59 PM
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#507
June 11, 2018, 08:12:11 PM
I hope he brought hand sanitizer.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#508
June 11, 2018, 08:16:48 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 11, 2018, 08:12:11 PM
I hope he brought hand sanitizer.

I hope Trump brought some too
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#509
June 11, 2018, 08:32:58 PM
Trump wore a red tie instead of his usual blue. Hmmm....
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys
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