Kingdom Come: Deliverance

JasonPratt · February 13, 2018, 01:16:58 PM

Some of the reviews on Steam are hilarious:

Quoteon my first quest i was told to get some tools back from the town drunk.

i broke into his house to try to steal them back, but the chest was locked.

i tried to find the guy who sells lockpicks but gave up on that and decided to try a different way.

i went back and just started punching the man, and was forced to run for my life after realizing he has the hands.

i went to some womans home and knocked her unconscious and stole her onions, then sold the onions to buy charcoal for my father.

i then used the rest of the gold to go to the tavern and get drunk, thinking that it would up my speech enough to convince my fellow drunk to give the tools back.

i did not take into account that people do not want to talk after you punch them, and he quickly ran to a guard and i was thrown into jail.

i then burned to death in jail and had to restart.

this was the tutorial.

:D

PanzersEast · February 13, 2018, 01:38:20 PM

Prepare to piss your pants :DD

mikeck · February 13, 2018, 01:59:32 PM

This is so ridiculous. I guess I'll complain about the lack of white Europeans in Nobunagas ambition

Gusington · February 13, 2018, 02:04:57 PM

As a black lesbian trapped in a 12 year old white male body, I find your remark highly offensive.

Sir Slash · February 13, 2018, 02:15:53 PM

Thank God the Avatars here are diverse enough. Wouldn't want the C:-) coming after us.

jamus34 · February 13, 2018, 03:59:44 PM

SJW of the world unite!

trek · February 13, 2018, 04:01:07 PM

OK, there is already a mod fix for the KCD save game problem. Go to the Steam KCD discussions forum. Find the post on page 1 titled "This game needs a normal save system." Open that thread and scroll down until you see the avatar name ussshadowup. There is a window box there with the title "How to remove the need for Saviour Schnapps". Creator is Gaston Legume. Click on it and you will see two DLs with two choices. Simply place which ever one you want in your KCD Data folder.

bbmike · February 13, 2018, 04:25:13 PM

Quote from: PanzersEast on February 13, 2018, 01:38:20 PM
Prepare to piss your pants :DD

I wonder if Mr. Middlemas bought a copy of Mass Effect Andromeda?

mikeck · February 13, 2018, 04:36:29 PM

Quote from: Gusington on February 13, 2018, 02:04:57 PM
As a black lesbian trapped in a 12 year old white male body, I find your remark highly offensive.

Go to your safe space Gus

Gusington · February 13, 2018, 07:28:39 PM

My safe space is here with my comfort wombat and blankey.

SirAndrewD · February 13, 2018, 07:30:35 PM

Finally getting to play tonight. Had to ditch the mother-in-law when she decided to stop by after work or I'd already been in.

It's ok, now I'll be plenty sauced by the time I get going.

Sir Slash · February 13, 2018, 07:35:24 PM

Careful Dude. Sometimes they come back. Especially when you're sauced. >:(

bbmike · February 13, 2018, 08:23:20 PM

Quote from: Sir Slash on February 13, 2018, 07:35:24 PM
Careful Dude. Sometimes they come back. Especially when you're sauced. >:(

lmao

Jarhead0331 · February 13, 2018, 08:55:17 PM

I'm enjoying the story so far. No technical issues yet.

Gusington · February 13, 2018, 09:00:14 PM

Have you entered combat?