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Jarhead0331

#45
February 14, 2018, 11:49:19 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 14, 2018, 11:45:56 AM
Quote from: mirth on February 14, 2018, 11:29:17 AM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 14, 2018, 11:27:00 AMbut I don't think he would be interested in a salary of beer and cigarettes.

There's beer?! WTF?  :knuppel2:

we paid you in waitresses' phone numbers at Origins

it's not our fault you were too drunk to dial them correctly

Strange that all of the numbers started with "555"...
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

mirth

#46
February 14, 2018, 11:51:19 AM
I kept dialing 867-5309.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#47
February 14, 2018, 11:54:33 AM
But that's for a good time, not a work number.

bayonetbrant

#48
February 14, 2018, 12:01:00 PM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 14, 2018, 11:49:19 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on February 14, 2018, 11:45:56 AM
Quote from: mirth on February 14, 2018, 11:29:17 AM
Quote from: Jarhead0331 on February 14, 2018, 11:27:00 AMbut I don't think he would be interested in a salary of beer and cigarettes.

There's beer?! WTF?  :knuppel2:

we paid you in waitresses' phone numbers at Origins

it's not our fault you were too drunk to dial them correctly

Strange that all of the numbers started with "555"...


shhhhhhhhhhhh...    :-"
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Tuna

#49
February 14, 2018, 12:49:57 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 14, 2018, 11:51:19 AM
I kept dialing 867-5309.

Stop calling my wife!!!

CJReich46

#50
February 14, 2018, 12:51:11 PM
Quote from: mirth on February 14, 2018, 11:51:19 AM
I kept dialing 867-5309.

Try 0118 999 8819 9919 725...3
:DD

" He either fears his fate too much
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To win or lose it all."  - James Graham 1st Marquis of Montrose

mirth

#51
February 14, 2018, 12:52:41 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Tuna

#52
February 14, 2018, 12:53:43 PM
So I guess her name is Jenny Tunatone then!

OJsDad

#53
February 14, 2018, 12:55:04 PM
Quote from: Tuna on February 14, 2018, 12:53:43 PM
So I guess her name is Jenny Tunatone then!

Let me call her and ask. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

BanzaiCat

#54
February 14, 2018, 12:58:31 PM
There's a fake tweet in here somewhere.

Gusington

#55
February 14, 2018, 01:14:04 PM
Hawt.
✡

слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#56
February 14, 2018, 01:15:42 PM
I had a job where I got paid in beer and cigarettes. Problem was the cigarettes were IN the beer. Or the beer was in the cigarettes, I forget. Probably an anti-smoking thing because, who can be anti-beer?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#57
February 14, 2018, 01:49:19 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#58
February 14, 2018, 01:50:07 PM
^ All the more reason to have them touch liquor!  :o

undercovergeek

#59
February 14, 2018, 02:08:23 PM
Quote from: BanzaiCat on February 14, 2018, 01:50:07 PM
^ All the more reason to have them touch liquor!  :o

Holy crap that's a grim bunch
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