The Next Joker

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mirth

February 11, 2018, 11:59:45 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#1
February 13, 2018, 08:59:23 AM
I am trying to determine if I could possibly care less about a Joker origin story solo film.


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Nope. Failing.

Joaq-er Phoenix? Not helping. Sounds like stunt casting.
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bbmike

#2
February 13, 2018, 09:48:12 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on February 13, 2018, 08:59:23 AM
I am trying to determine if I could possibly care less about a Joker origin story solo film.
...

Joker solo film?  ???

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

JasonPratt

#3
February 13, 2018, 12:21:20 PM
Okay, that I would admittedly watch.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

mirth

#4
February 13, 2018, 12:23:41 PM
"Why so serious, Greedo?"
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#5
February 13, 2018, 12:27:04 PM
"So, whaddya think? Wanna ride on the Harley?"

"...wh-what? Wait, no, man, that's your girl!"

"Are you saying my girl isn't worth it?"

"Uh, no, I just... okay, well, sure, I mean if you insist. She's kinda hairy for my taste, but--"

{pew}{Han shoots Greedo first}
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

mirth

#6
February 13, 2018, 12:37:13 PM
"Chewie! You are my number one...Wookie!"
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#7
February 13, 2018, 01:32:02 PM
If theyre keeping Leto for thw serial movies why not just use him for an origin story.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#8
February 13, 2018, 02:30:01 PM
Fox's TV show, "Gotham" has some pretty believable actors playing their villain parts including a decent 'Joker'. In fact the only guy on the show I don't like is Jim Gordin.
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bbmike

#9
February 13, 2018, 03:14:44 PM
Did he ever dance with a Gungan in the pale moon light?
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#10
February 13, 2018, 03:16:48 PM
No, but he once made the Arkham Run in 12 parsecs.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#11
February 13, 2018, 03:21:04 PM
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"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

jamus34

#12
February 13, 2018, 06:58:04 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 13, 2018, 01:32:02 PM
If theyre keeping Leto for thw serial movies why not just use him for an origin story.

Because the DCCU couldn't find its asshole at a proctologist convention.
Insert witty comment here.

GDS_Starfury

#13
February 13, 2018, 11:08:06 PM
aint that some bitter truth.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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