"Feeling Old" 2018 Edition

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Staggerwing

#135
May 20, 2018, 09:30:55 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 20, 2018, 08:42:10 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 20, 2018, 08:27:52 AMwhen the Technoviking first appeared on Youtube.

YouTube started in 2005, so it's only 13 years old.

I'm pretty sure the Technoviking predates  YouTube by quite a while, of course.


You're right about youtube, though Technoviking is from a Berlin street festival from 2000.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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bayonetbrant

#136
May 28, 2018, 08:34:27 PM
QuoteMayim Bialik, who played the young Bette Midler in Beaches, is now as old as Bette Midler was when the movie was filmed.
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Gusington

#137
May 31, 2018, 07:58:15 AM
According to my sources, Sammy Hagar is now 71...or will be this October. My God.
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OJsDad

#138
May 31, 2018, 08:04:57 AM
Clint Eastwood is 88 today.

Lea Thompson is 57 today.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

Gusington

#139
May 31, 2018, 08:14:03 AM
Lea Thompson is still quite hawt.
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bayonetbrant

#140
May 31, 2018, 09:30:32 AM
Quote from: OJsDad on May 31, 2018, 08:04:57 AMLea Thompson is 57 today.

Ouch.  She was my childhood crush.
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

OJsDad

#141
May 31, 2018, 09:34:49 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on May 31, 2018, 09:30:32 AM
Quote from: OJsDad on May 31, 2018, 08:04:57 AMLea Thompson is 57 today.

Ouch.  She was my childhood crush.

What, you think your too old to still have a childhood crush.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

bayonetbrant

#142
May 31, 2018, 10:02:48 AM
Quote from: OJsDad on May 31, 2018, 09:34:49 AM
What, you think your too old to still have a childhood crush.

good point

I sure don't act like an adult
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#143
May 31, 2018, 10:36:28 AM
That's the whole point of being old. You can now get away with not acting like an adult. You can now be crude, offensive, rude to people, prejudiced, and leer at young women because you're just being a, 'Funny Old Guy'.

Even armed robbery can be explained as just trying to support ourselves on Social Security. Of course you have to sell it, walk slowly with a slight limp hunched-over a bit, say, "What" when somebody asks you something while cupping your hand over your ear-- it doesn't matter which one, act sad and confused when you wander accidently into the Women's Dressing Room at major department stores.

When you eat out, demand discounts from organizations that don't even exist, somebody will give you something free just to shut you up. Shoplifting? No, just say you're trying to find where you left your teeth, pucker when you say this, it helps. Pay to see a movie? No, just ask if 'Mannix' is playing here tonight. Grope some young girl in line? Just tell her you lost your glasses or she reminds you of your 'lost' wife recently 'departed'. Oh, and handcuffs don't fit either.

I've waited all my life to be old so I can annoy everyone around me and get away with it. Just like old people used to do me.  O0
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OJsDad

#144
May 31, 2018, 11:01:30 AM
Slash, are you really Morgan Freeman.
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Sir Slash

#145
May 31, 2018, 01:58:50 PM
I'm old enough to be Morgan Freeman when he was Joe Clark.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#146
May 31, 2018, 05:19:55 PM
^Welcome to the jungle.
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bayonetbrant

#147
June 07, 2018, 05:12:08 AM
32 years ago

[yt]https://youtu.be/ISPHII9F1nQ[/yt]
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bbmike

#148
June 07, 2018, 07:21:43 AM
^I would feel more embarrassed than old if I had watched that.
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mirth

#149
June 07, 2018, 07:25:57 AM
And one time at Space Camp...
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