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IRL (In Real Life) => Enigmas of the Mystical => Topic started by: besilarius on March 18, 2018, 11:07:40 PM

Title: This one writes itself
Post by: besilarius on March 18, 2018, 11:07:40 PM
Okay, guys.  It's all yours.

http://www.abcnews-us.com/2018/03/10/funeral-home-employee-cremated-by-mistake-while-taking-a-nap/
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: DoctorQuest on March 19, 2018, 11:48:25 AM
You need to check your sources. This website is known for hoaxes.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/morgue-employee-cremated-nap/
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: Sir Slash on March 19, 2018, 11:49:00 AM
This is a terrible tragic accident that cost a man's life so I will refrain from making crass funny comments or tasteless puns about it--- at least until someone else does first. My grand father told me when I was young, "Son, NEVER take a nap in a Funeral Home". Good advice.
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: mirth on March 19, 2018, 11:52:47 AM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on March 19, 2018, 11:48:25 AM
You need to check your sources. This website is known for hoaxes.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/morgue-employee-cremated-nap/

http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=priceiswrong&play=true
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: Gusington on March 19, 2018, 12:16:50 PM
Roasted!

Oops.

Too soon?
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: mirth on March 19, 2018, 12:26:39 PM
"Man Fired for Sleeping on the Job"
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: Gusington on March 19, 2018, 12:28:01 PM
'Man Sleeping While Fired on Job'
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: trailrunner on March 19, 2018, 03:57:24 PM
After long career, man suffers burn out.
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: mirth on March 19, 2018, 03:57:57 PM
Poor guy was fried.
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: trailrunner on March 19, 2018, 04:03:51 PM
It was a hot day at work. Fred was cooked.
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: Sir Slash on March 19, 2018, 10:05:47 PM
If the services are at the same funeral home, I bet that's one service nobody will fall asleep at. I hear he liked Elvis, "Hunk-a-Burning-Love" was his favorite.
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: airboy on March 20, 2018, 08:04:59 PM
Mark Twain wrote: Never take your dog to a funeral.
Title: Re: This one writes itself
Post by: Sir Slash on March 20, 2018, 11:15:50 PM
I thought it was never take your kids to a funeral. Or was that never take your first date to a funeral? Maybe it was never cheer at your ex-wife's funeral. No, no. It was never take your Mother-In-Law to a funeral.... and tell her the color of the coffin matches her dress. Etiquette is so important.