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mirth

#1065
October 19, 2017, 12:48:36 PM
Gus can't reach anything on the first story.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Windigo

#1066
October 19, 2017, 12:49:32 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 19, 2017, 12:48:36 PM
Gus can't reach anything on the first story.
My thought was that you use a catapult
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#1067
October 19, 2017, 12:50:02 PM
That'll work.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#1068
October 19, 2017, 01:15:26 PM
Quote from: Windigo on October 19, 2017, 12:49:32 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 19, 2017, 12:48:36 PM
Gus can't reach anything on the first story.
My thought was that you use a catapult

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#1069
October 19, 2017, 03:16:59 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Sir Slash

#1070
October 20, 2017, 11:26:15 AM
OUCH! That's gotta be rough on the dwarf-man parts. Or is it, "Wee-Dongles"?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#1071
October 20, 2017, 12:42:54 PM
dwarfs dont have dongles, theyve got dwarvilles.
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#1072
October 20, 2017, 02:11:06 PM
 :DD
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#1073
October 24, 2017, 03:04:28 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#1074
October 24, 2017, 04:28:08 PM
^lmao
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Staggerwing

#1075
October 24, 2017, 06:57:03 PM
No idea...  ???
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Barthheart

#1076
October 24, 2017, 07:03:24 PM
Not sure why bbmike in laughing... it's Han Solo firing his blaster....

trailrunner

#1077
October 24, 2017, 07:18:50 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 24, 2017, 07:03:24 PM
Not sure why bbmike in laughing... it's Han Solo firing his blaster....

I thought it was a guy holding a shoe.

mirth

#1078
October 24, 2017, 07:21:15 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 24, 2017, 07:03:24 PM
Not sure why bbmike in laughing... it's Han Solo firing his blaster....

It's Han Polo <sheesh>
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#1079
October 24, 2017, 07:23:12 PM
Quote from: mirth on October 24, 2017, 07:21:15 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on October 24, 2017, 07:03:24 PM
Not sure why bbmike in laughing... it's Han Solo firing his blaster....

It's Han Polo <sheesh>

Revoke their nerd cards!  :knuppel2:
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak
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