Blame Canada!

Started by airboy, September 15, 2018, 11:15:01 AM

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airboy

Justin Bieber is applying for US Citizenship.   :pullhair:

And Celine Dion is living in Las Vegas.   :buck2:

Next thing you know William Shatner, the Kirk, will move to Canada.   :2funny:

http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/15/justin-bieber-us-citizenship-apply-canadian-dual/

JasonPratt

I don't understand. Weren't a bunch of celebrities supposed to move to Canada a year or two ago? WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING!?  :hide:

...I feel so betrayed.  ^-^
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Quote from: airboy on September 15, 2018, 11:15:01 AM
Justin Bieber is applying for US Citizenship.   :pullhair:

And Celine Dion is living in Las Vegas.   :buck2:

Next thing you know William Shatner, the Kirk, will move to Canada.   :2funny:

http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/15/justin-bieber-us-citizenship-apply-canadian-dual/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shatner

William Shatner is Canadian.

Ubercat

I'm betting that he knew that already.
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airboy

You can tell I knew about The Kirk by the symbols I had beside the three names.

Sir Slash

I think we should confuse the shit out of them by putting up, 'Welcome to Mexico' signs at the US-Canada border. That'd have them headed back north in a hurry.
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Centurion40

That might work around Quebec, but everywhere else people will either think that it's a joke, or assume bureaucratic incompetence.

I'm glad that you all get to keep the Beebs. And no, we don't want Pauly Shore or Carrot Top in exchange.

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Sir Slash

How about the Kardashians?
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Centurion40

Do we get to pick? Or is it an all-or-nothing deal?
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Sir Slash

All or nothing I say though if they keep mass producing, there's bound to be one worth keeping eventually.
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bob48

I always think that the name 'Kardashians' sound like an alien race from a SciFi film................
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You may be on to something....
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Dated an Armenian girl, not named Kardashian, back in the dim days.
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Sir Slash

I used to work with a Greek guy who carped constantly about the Turks and what they did to 'his' people. I don't think the guy could find Greece on a map.
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bob48

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I found Greece on a map once - I think it may have dripped off a chip butty.
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