Describe your love life...

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bayonetbrant

October 23, 2016, 06:46:37 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#1
October 23, 2016, 06:55:07 AM
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

DoctorQuest

#2
October 23, 2016, 07:07:14 AM
Do or do not. There is no try.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

undercovergeek

#3
October 23, 2016, 07:29:24 AM
"Look at the size of that thing!"

Grim.Reaper

#4
October 23, 2016, 07:38:01 AM
"It's a trap!"

Staggerwing

#5
October 23, 2016, 07:40:06 AM
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Staggerwing

#6
October 23, 2016, 07:42:30 AM
However, it was tempting to go with:

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

JudgeDredd

#7
October 23, 2016, 07:44:14 AM
"Oh no - We'll never get it out now"  :2funny:
Alba gu' brath

besilarius

#8
October 23, 2016, 08:16:15 AM
"It's not my fault.  It's not my fault."
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bbmike

#9
October 23, 2016, 08:49:27 AM
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#10
October 23, 2016, 09:21:53 AM
...blow this thing and go home.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Uberhaus

#11
October 23, 2016, 06:22:41 PM
"Dis is mooeey moeey bad."

Y'all know he's a Sith Lord, right?

mirth

#12
October 23, 2016, 06:25:15 PM
Aaaaargh....waaargh...snarf...snarf!!!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Capn Darwin

#13
October 23, 2016, 06:47:24 PM
This ain't like dusting crops boy!
Rocket Scientist by day, Game Designer by night.

Gusington

#14
October 23, 2016, 06:53:34 PM
I've got a bad feeling about this.
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