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besilarius

#11040
September 25, 2016, 11:10:09 AM
I gotta get back on the stick and diet.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#11041
September 26, 2016, 07:53:22 AM

airboy

#11042
September 26, 2016, 06:21:47 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 19, 2016, 03:54:16 PM
It made me chuckle. I am vegetarian, but even I find the PETA crowd tough to take.

You can resist the power of BACON!!!!

Staggerwing

#11043
September 26, 2016, 07:27:36 PM
Quote from: airboy on September 26, 2016, 06:21:47 PM
Quote from: mirth on September 19, 2016, 03:54:16 PM
It made me chuckle. I am vegetarian, but even I find the PETA crowd tough to take.

You can resist the power of BACON!!!!

I remember reading a study somewhere that found bacon to be the 'gateway drug' for lapsed vegetarians. I know it was in my case- no meat from around age 20 to age 30. Then I succumbed... and I have not been able to climb back on the meatless wagon since.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#11044
September 26, 2016, 10:21:06 PM
My youngest grand daughter, two, loves Doritoes. My wife threw some bacon in with them last time and now she pushes the chips aside looking for the bacon.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#11045
September 27, 2016, 08:57:44 AM
mind-numbingly sad/funny ones here:  http://runt-of-the-web.com/not-my-job
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

JasonPratt

#11046
September 27, 2016, 03:24:02 PM
I can't lie, my parents brought me (from Sam's Club I think) a 72-pack of Hormel Black Label Select cooked bacon, and if I could live at home and eat bacon -- good Lord, that may be the best bacon I've ever eaten.  :smitten: :smitten:
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bbmike

#11047
September 27, 2016, 06:15:34 PM
A 72 pack?!?
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Sir Slash

#11048
September 27, 2016, 11:06:20 PM
One thing I married my wife for was because she can cook bacon. When I cook it, it comes-out limp like spaghetti no matter what I do to it.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#11049
September 28, 2016, 06:00:10 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#11050
September 29, 2016, 08:53:20 AM
esoteric humor, but still really funny

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Windigo

#11051
September 29, 2016, 09:43:17 AM
But the DM was a blood lusting, interventionist, sadistic, control freak. He stretched a simple one night campaign into three with needless complexities.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#11052
September 29, 2016, 11:21:15 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#11053
September 29, 2016, 11:21:46 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#11054
September 29, 2016, 11:40:38 AM
That crazy Meow Mein!  ;D  I remember his first sign, "Eat some Meow, right now"! Didn't quite turn-out like he thought it would though.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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