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LongBlade

#15
September 07, 2015, 08:14:34 AM
That's awesome.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

#16
September 08, 2015, 09:06:53 AM
Hillbilly heaven!!!  O0
Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#17
September 08, 2015, 09:10:16 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#18
September 17, 2015, 08:10:31 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#19
March 23, 2016, 09:19:55 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#20
March 23, 2016, 10:08:35 AM
Stop The Abuse! Raptor Lives Matter!
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#21
June 29, 2016, 05:57:17 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#22
June 29, 2016, 06:51:34 PM
I'm sorry. I'm sorry already. I was just down by the river. And had to go really bad. So I just dropped IT in the water so nobody would see me taking a pee. What am I now? Some kind of international criminal or something? I didn't MEAN to kill that beaver, it just--- get away from me-- sometimes in the water that's all.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JasonPratt

#23
June 30, 2016, 12:52:38 PM
...no, that wasn't the joke I was expecting at all.  ::) :P
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mirth

#24
December 09, 2016, 10:47:37 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#25
December 09, 2016, 11:45:38 AM
Funny they don't mention the obvious:

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Sir Slash

#26
December 09, 2016, 11:46:01 AM
Black Cow Lives Matter!!!!  :arr:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#27
December 09, 2016, 02:34:14 PM
Quote from: bbmike on December 09, 2016, 11:45:38 AM
Funny they don't mention the obvious:



Alien cows?!


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Silent Disapproval Robot

#28
December 09, 2016, 04:39:30 PM
I think I've found the solution.  Maine needs more Swedish chicks!

Sir Slash

#29
December 09, 2016, 07:37:09 PM
My Brother-In-Law has cows. He usually just blows his truck horn. It's easier on the vocal cords.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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