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bbmike

#300
June 28, 2018, 10:16:42 AM
Seriously! And if you add in cow stealing? I want to party with you, cowboy.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
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"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
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Sir Slash

#301
June 28, 2018, 10:25:37 AM
That guy brought a gun to a baseball bat fight.  :uglystupid2:   My new pick to be Mayor of Newport.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#302
July 03, 2018, 10:21:59 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#303
July 30, 2018, 08:10:35 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#304
July 30, 2018, 10:04:00 AM
Got to hand it to that guy, he's got solid brass ones.  :clap:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#305
July 30, 2018, 10:04:58 AM
Who mirth?
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Sir Slash

#306
July 30, 2018, 02:01:15 PM
No, Mirth wears a little flashing red light on top of his helmet when he's driving his scooter on the Turnpike. And a 'Dominoes' sign.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#307
July 30, 2018, 02:08:06 PM
What about his Po-ta-toes sign, Dan?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#308
July 30, 2018, 02:11:33 PM
I didn't know he wore a potatoe sign. I thought he just wore a potatoe, in the front of his britches? Or was that a dill pickle?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#309
July 30, 2018, 02:41:57 PM
Not sure.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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mirth

#310
August 02, 2018, 09:43:11 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

#311
August 02, 2018, 09:51:27 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 02, 2018, 09:43:11 AM
Anyone want to buy a desert?

https://www.pressherald.com/2018/08/02/freeports-desert-of-maine-is-for-sale/

No, there's no base yields with desert. I'd have to build a Petra to make it worth while but I can't afford that.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Sir Slash

#312
August 02, 2018, 09:59:40 AM
If I were in the Mafia, I'd buy it. It'd make a great place to hide bodies because not only is it a desert.... it's Maine. Am I right?  :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#313
August 02, 2018, 10:00:53 AM
you might be on to something
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#314
August 02, 2018, 10:05:03 AM
It's really tough for the Mob here in Fla. Every time you go to bury a body, somebody comes along and builds a house over it before you can get the hole dug.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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