President of Chad to Boko Haram leader: surrender or die

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MetalDog

March 04, 2015, 07:48:43 PM
The President of Chad, Idriss Deby, said he knew where the leader of Boko Haram, Abubakar Shekau, was and that Shekau should surrender or risk being killed.  I think that's being entirely too generous.  If you know where he is, go get him and put him on trial.


http://news.yahoo.com/chad-president-tells-boko-haram-leader-surrender-face-191731700.html
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GDS_Starfury

#1
March 04, 2015, 08:01:27 PM
fuck trials, kill the motherfuckers.
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Gusington

#2
March 05, 2015, 08:43:39 AM
Why would he say anything and give the guy a chance to escape? Just quiety deploy Star to kill him in the shadows.
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GDS_Starfury

#3
March 05, 2015, 09:23:55 AM
Ive actually been practicing my jungle warfare skills this week.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#4
March 05, 2015, 09:33:24 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 05, 2015, 09:23:55 AM
Ive actually been practicing my jungle warfare skills this week.

Hairy GILFs do not count, Star.

GDS_Starfury

#5
March 05, 2015, 09:44:06 AM
but painting exterior walls behind ficus hedges does! 
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#6
March 05, 2015, 10:07:11 AM
Hairy GILFs would be more funner.
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BanzaiCat

#7
March 05, 2015, 10:24:33 AM
I am convinced that "painting exterior walls behind ficus hedges" is some kind of money-shot-on-GILFs reference.

GDS_Starfury

#8
March 05, 2015, 10:41:34 AM
unfortunately no...
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

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March 05, 2015, 11:56:20 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 05, 2015, 09:23:55 AM
Ive actually been practicing my jungle warfare skills this week.

Your Speedo getting swampy?
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GDS_Starfury

#10
March 05, 2015, 12:00:45 PM
you try wading through Gus's moist loins and staying dry!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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