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Windigo

#2055
February 27, 2018, 08:10:24 PM
or like gus' favorite sock
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

BanzaiCat

#2056
February 27, 2018, 09:13:18 PM
which can probably stand on its own like an Ugg boot now.

GDS_Starfury

#2057
February 28, 2018, 01:44:57 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on February 27, 2018, 07:35:02 PM
I bet it smells like a wet wookie inside.

and a 6 year old and most adults here wouldnt care.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Barthheart

#2058
March 01, 2018, 01:31:36 PM

besilarius

#2059
March 02, 2018, 07:27:11 AM
Anyone catch this episode?  I managed to forget all about this.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Barthheart

#2060
March 02, 2018, 07:51:31 AM
Yeah watched it last night. They made lots of jokes about the rules being convoluted but I don't think they used actual rules references.
For example they did a weather roll which took 2 rolls on 2 different charts.
And they never brought up the Italian pasta water rule....
Nice to see a wargame get some air time though.

OJsDad

#2061
March 02, 2018, 10:31:56 AM
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

BanzaiCat

#2062
March 02, 2018, 10:44:44 AM
^ Immaculate Pupception

mirth

#2063
March 02, 2018, 10:45:16 AM
Immaculate Consumption
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#2064
March 02, 2018, 11:21:43 AM
Dog-gonnit!
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#2065
March 04, 2018, 10:36:06 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#2066
March 08, 2018, 11:04:36 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#2067
March 08, 2018, 11:29:26 AM
That must be the alley they go into to change into super heroes.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

besilarius

#2068
March 13, 2018, 06:37:22 AM
This is brilliant.
Toonces should try driving on base this way.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

#2069
March 13, 2018, 10:01:19 AM
That MIGHT get you out of a speeding ticket.  ;)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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