Caption This!

Started by TheCommandTent, January 10, 2013, 10:13:21 PM

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TheCommandTent

We don't have a 'caption this' thread yet, so I figured I would start one.  I don't see how this could possibly go wrong.........  8)

I saw this article and accompanying picture that already included some great captions so lets see what ya'll can come up with.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/putin-boy-photo-did-174630989.html

Here is the picture.

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

Staggerwing

"What? Crunchy with ketchup?"
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Longdan

#2
Бог? Да мало товарища. Я босс Богa.

God? Yes little comrade. I am God's boss.
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Con

"A kindergartner once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

Con

Longdan

#4
Твоя мать пролита все. После церкви ты пойдешь со мной.
Your mother spilled everything. After church you come with us.
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MetalDog

"If you sit quietly, we won't eat you."
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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Longdan

That's your Mom beside the old hag in the green veil?  How much to bone her?
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Arctic Blast

Tell me Sergei, do you like gladiator movies?

Longdan

Want to buy some naked pictures of your mother?
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Longdan

Sorry about the broken legs little comrade.  Next time talk faster.
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mirth

Luke, I am your father.
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"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

Yes, I do ride a shark to work every morning. Nyet, none of these women please me.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

spelk

"You don't need both teats, I'm taking the left!"

Longdan

Quote from: LongBlade on January 11, 2013, 09:25:19 AM
Yes, I do ride a shark to work every morning. Nyet, none of these women please me.
My favorite so far.
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GDS_Starfury

he was channeling his inner aquaman dan.  ::)
Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.