More Pix For A Laugh

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Staggerwing

Quote from: Barthheart on July 18, 2013, 07:34:46 AM


Irish fish drink Amstel Light?

In all fairness, there are far worse light beers to drink...
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LongBlade

Quote from: Staggerwing on July 18, 2013, 07:10:56 PM
Quote from: Barthheart on July 18, 2013, 07:34:46 AM


Irish fish drink Amstel Light?

In all fairness, there are far worse light beers to drink...

That was my first thought, too.

Then I realized that Irish drinkers are pretty smart. They keep the Guinness for themselves and give the fish the Dutch beer.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

JasonPratt

^^ That might explain the blindness and translucent skin, though...

(Or maybe I'm thinking too much of some of our local products here in Tennessee.)
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Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

bayonetbrant

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LongBlade

Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 19, 2013, 11:00:30 AM


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bayonetbrant

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Staggerwing

Quote from: Windigo on July 19, 2013, 12:26:33 PM


One of my sons is so very good at this game. If only there was a Pro circuit with product endorsement contracts...
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Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

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'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

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Martok

Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 20, 2013, 07:24:23 AM
hahahahahaha



HA!!! 

And with that, the term "gamer penis" is forever etched into my memory.  :P 

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