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bayonetbrant

#1350
June 11, 2013, 07:57:06 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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Atilla60

#1351
June 11, 2013, 08:26:06 PM Last Edit: June 11, 2013, 08:27:55 PM by Atilla60
Quote from: JasonPratt on June 11, 2013, 07:10:55 PM
Centurion, Atilla's pic kind of cries out for some kind of subtitling doesn't it?

Everyone not looking looks embarrassed. Everyone looking looks creepy in various ways.
:D
How about this.

Front row guys from the left:
Dude #1 -> Heart attack in the making
Dude #2 -> (clearly married to Sheila #1 to his left) .. Is that a tweety bird down there?
Dude #3 (behind dude #2) -> Yeah baby

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- Sir Winston Churchill -

bayonetbrant

#1352
June 11, 2013, 09:33:20 PM
you do know that
Dude #1 = Lorne Michaels, who runs SNL and
Dude #2 = Jimmy Fallon, as in "Late Night With..." and about to take over "Tonight Show"

right?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

besilarius

#1353
June 11, 2013, 09:46:28 PM
My favorite Lorne Michaels schtik was an episode of SNL with Paul Simon.  It opened with Simon singing, "Still crazy after all those years", in a chicken costume.
He finally loses it and storms off.  Lorne compliments him on a great job, and Simon can only say, "I'm dressed like a chicken."  Lorne goes on about how good the bit was.

Looked for it on youtube, but no joy.  Rather sad.
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bayonetbrant

#1354
June 11, 2013, 10:04:16 PM
I liked the John Goodman bit when Lorne Michaels makes it out like a re-run w/ Tom Petty as the musical guest.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#1355
June 11, 2013, 10:49:32 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Steelgrave

#1356
June 11, 2013, 10:54:09 PM
^Oh man.....that just ain't right!

MetalDog

#1357
June 11, 2013, 10:59:07 PM
Just for that, he needs to pay Martok's hospital bills.  Or more correctly, the people who Martok runs over trying to get away from that pic.  You're a mean one, Mr. Star.
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Steelgrave

#1358
June 11, 2013, 11:12:00 PM
Martok? Hell, I jumped at that one! Poor Martok probably passed out!

GDS_Starfury

#1359
June 12, 2013, 12:08:00 AM
its just a dog.  :P
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#1360
June 12, 2013, 06:23:33 AM
something for Starfury

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Atilla60

#1361
June 12, 2013, 06:52:17 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on June 11, 2013, 09:33:20 PM
you do know that
Dude #1 = Lorne Michaels, who runs SNL and
Dude #2 = Jimmy Fallon, as in "Late Night With..." and about to take over "Tonight Show"

right?

No
Didn't know that.
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
- Sir Winston Churchill -

GDS_Starfury

#1362
June 12, 2013, 09:34:52 AM
I <3 Bloom County
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#1363
June 12, 2013, 09:51:58 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on June 11, 2013, 10:59:07 PM
Just for that, he needs to pay Martok's hospital bills.  Or more correctly, the people who Martok runs over trying to get away from that pic.  You're a mean one, Mr. Star.
Quote from: Steelgrave on June 11, 2013, 11:12:00 PM
Martok? Hell, I jumped at that one! Poor Martok probably passed out!
Believe it or not, I actually laughed my ass off when I saw that pic. 

I'll probably never be cured of my arachnophobia, but credit goes to Star for me now being somewhat inured to these kinds of photos.  :P 




Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 12, 2013, 09:34:52 AM
I <3 Bloom County
+1  I still miss it. 

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GDS_Starfury

#1364
June 12, 2013, 11:19:08 AM
for SoM

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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