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GDS_Starfury

#1005
April 29, 2013, 09:33:58 PM
 >:(
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#1006
April 29, 2013, 09:59:20 PM


The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Airborne Rifles

#1007
April 30, 2013, 01:59:51 AM
Quote from: Windigo on April 29, 2013, 11:43:12 AM
thanks Bart... which reminds me

And YOU: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?

You keep using that word...I do no think it means what you think it means.

Martok

#1008
April 30, 2013, 03:57:12 AM
^  Heh.  One of my favorite quotes from an extremely quotable movie! 

In fact, I actually got to use that line once when I was at a Quizno's several years back, after one of the two gals working behind the counter there said the word "inconceivable" twice.  She just looked at me funny in response, but the other gal immediately busted a gut laughing, after which she quoted the "My name is Inigo Montoya..." line.  It was a great moment.  8) 





Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 29, 2013, 09:59:20 PM

HA!  Good one. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#1009
April 30, 2013, 11:32:25 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#1010
April 30, 2013, 12:20:29 PM

Windigo

#1011
April 30, 2013, 12:21:39 PM
 :o

:o

:o


lol
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Barthheart

#1012
April 30, 2013, 12:23:41 PM


Still think yer job sucks.....  :o

Staggerwing

#1013
April 30, 2013, 08:38:26 PM
It can always be worse...

The vet could have ordered a suppository treatment. :o
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

#1014
May 01, 2013, 06:50:46 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Barthheart

#1015
May 01, 2013, 06:53:39 AM
^LOL. THe engineering process works something similar only just before the deadline is another area where all the requirements change....  :P

mirth

#1016
May 01, 2013, 07:36:49 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

W8taminute

#1017
May 01, 2013, 10:20:57 AM
^Nice one mirth.

"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

W8taminute

#1018
May 01, 2013, 10:21:52 AM
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

LongBlade

#1019
May 01, 2013, 10:24:14 AM
Quote from: W8taminute on May 01, 2013, 10:20:57 AM
^Nice one mirth.



Yeah, last week my daughters were all over that.

Great movie, BTW.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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