More Pix For A Laugh

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

Longdan

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Steelgrave

Quote from: mirth on April 09, 2013, 10:33:53 AM


Ha! I so just sent this to my son who teaches Freshman Comp at Oklahoma.

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Longdan

Quote from: Steelgrave on April 09, 2013, 12:05:20 PM
Quote from: mirth on April 09, 2013, 10:33:53 AM


Ha! I so just sent this to my son who teaches Freshman Comp at Oklahoma.

He'll prolly have to use it as a "how to" for his intro level people.
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Martok

Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 07, 2013, 10:35:13 PM

They could've made it even more offensive by having it say Professor Gandalf.  :P 





Quote from: mirth on April 09, 2013, 10:33:53 AM

Definitely sending this one to my friend in La Crosse.  As an English major, she'll definitely appreciate it! 





Quote from: GDS_Starfury on April 09, 2013, 02:54:32 PM

I'll admit, I "LOL" at this one every time. 

(Also, it reminds me that I never want to visit Australia!) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Longdan

They have lots of big bugs there.  They refer to them with amusing Ozzie candor as "F*ckin' Big Bugs."
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Centurion40

If I ever saw a spider like that in my house, I'd move.  I'd freak out first, then I'd move.
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

Quote from: Centurion40 on April 09, 2013, 03:15:11 PM
If I ever saw a spider like that in my house, I'd move.  I'd freak out first, then I'd move.

That's what shotguns are for.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.


GDS_Starfury

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Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


MetalDog

And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Longdan

^^ The boys in Oz train them to bring beers.
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