2014 World Cup Running Commentary

Started by bayonetbrant, May 23, 2014, 11:36:15 AM

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GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Arctic Blast

Bring on athletes dropping as though riddled with bullets at the slightest touch from a rival's jersey!

TheCommandTent

Quote from: Arctic Blast on June 12, 2014, 12:03:33 AM
Bring on athletes dropping as though riddled with bullets at the slightest touch from a rival's jersey!

I am really hoping they crack down on that this year.  I'll see y'all in a month when this is over.



For all you soccer haters out there you might enjoy this.

"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

BanzaiCat

I love Key and Peele, but that's not up to their usual hilarious standards...unless I'm missing something.

The 0-0 at 90 minutes IS funny, because it's true!  :D

endfire79

I hope Germany can go the distance.  I heard there were some injuries, but they have a very good team.

I'm leaning to Brazil as they have home advantage.

Here's my pool predictions (attached)

"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

TheCommandTent

Wow, Brazil looked terrible in their first game despite the outcome. 
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


endfire79

It's only begun :)

Japanese ref confuses Croat players who claim his English wasn't good.  Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!



"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

TheCommandTent

Spain self destructed in the second half that was sad to watch but the Dutch look like they could go all the way.
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."

GDS_Starfury

Toonces - Don't ask me, I just close my eyes and take it.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bayonetbrant

The Dutch do this all the time - they win some game huge early in the tournament, and everyone assumes they're going to win the tournament with a goal difference of 234958723 - 4, and then they lose in the quarterfinals to someone who remembers to play defense like it actually matters. (See also: Euro 2008, WC 2006)  The run to the 2010 final was just as much an aberration as their flameout in Euro 2012 
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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MetalDog

And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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endfire79

agree with you brant.  but i think the dutch have some better defense this year.

the linesmen were blind in the col-greece match, offsides and handballs.  Colombia was.hot though.

watching italy vs england now. its a good game!
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

endfire79

big surprise with costa rica beating uruguay 3-1
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

TheCommandTent

Quote from: endfire79 on June 14, 2014, 06:53:43 PM
big surprise with costa rica beating uruguay 3-1

That was a surprise but in an odd way I m happy for Costa Rica.



The England v. Italy game was very fun to watch, if you aren't a fan of either team. :)
"No wants, no needs, we weren't meant for that, none of us.  Man stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is."