Just Can't Fix Stupid

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Gusington

#210
September 29, 2017, 10:35:53 AM
Really plumbed the depths of the gene pool on that one. Clearly the mother needed to visit MikeGER post haste.
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BanzaiCat

#211
September 29, 2017, 11:12:11 AM
Once you go Wehrmacht, you'll always go right back!  ;D

bayonetbrant

#212
October 05, 2017, 11:32:48 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#213
October 05, 2017, 12:03:11 PM
SNORT
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Sir Slash

#214
October 05, 2017, 03:00:52 PM
She won't have to worry about dying from Flouride.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#215
October 06, 2017, 10:31:46 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#216
November 19, 2017, 04:41:27 PM

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

DoctorQuest

#217
November 19, 2017, 04:47:57 PM
Hey....Latin is sort of Italian.
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trailrunner

#218
November 19, 2017, 04:55:46 PM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on November 19, 2017, 04:47:57 PM
Hey....Latin is sort of Italian.

Yeah, but the Air Force isn't sort of the Marines.

MetalDog

#219
November 19, 2017, 04:57:16 PM
Quote from: trailrunner on November 19, 2017, 04:55:46 PM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on November 19, 2017, 04:47:57 PM
Hey....Latin is sort of Italian.

Yeah, but the Air Force isn't sort of the Marines.


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mirth

#220
November 19, 2017, 05:21:12 PM
^ +1
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Sir Slash

#221
November 20, 2017, 12:01:49 AM
And I bet she's not, 'always faithful' either.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Pete Dero

#222
November 20, 2017, 04:04:21 AM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on November 19, 2017, 04:47:57 PM
Hey....Latin is sort of Italian.

She probably just wanted it in Italics.

Pete Dero

#223
November 22, 2017, 05:45:19 AM


So... Gave my Dad my GoPro while he was in Las Vegas, I did not, however, instruct him on how to use it, so my dad being my dad, and a culchie, didn't know which way to point the fucking thing...

bayonetbrant

#224
November 29, 2017, 10:13:12 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers
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