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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1440 on: October 31, 2017, 02:34:43 PM »
The U.S. Army is rushing ahead with its project to develop a new light tank to give infantry brigades extra firepower, especially against a near-peer opponent such as Russia.


Near peer?????? WTF?!   Seriously????
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1441 on: October 31, 2017, 02:40:49 PM »
You were expecting it be Canada?
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1442 on: October 31, 2017, 02:42:07 PM »
You were expecting it be Canada?


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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1443 on: November 05, 2017, 04:54:12 AM »
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Soviet Armour (IS-2 and Lend-Lease Sherman) in Berlin - May 1945

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1444 on: November 05, 2017, 04:57:21 AM »
That poor Shermie looks like a scout tank next to the IS-2.
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1445 on: November 05, 2017, 06:38:42 AM »
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Two US soldiers inspecting a Jagdtiger, 1945.

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1446 on: November 05, 2017, 06:42:32 AM »
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T26E4 Super Pershing

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1447 on: November 05, 2017, 06:44:33 AM »
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IS-2 column in East Prussia, March 1945

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Re: Tanks!
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1449 on: November 12, 2017, 10:18:30 AM »
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1450 on: November 12, 2017, 12:32:38 PM »
That is one yuge shotgun shell over there on the left.
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1451 on: November 14, 2017, 05:42:03 PM »
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1452 on: November 20, 2017, 04:51:46 AM »
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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1453 on: November 22, 2017, 11:06:08 AM »
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M1922 Medium Tank

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Re: Tanks!
« Reply #1454 on: November 23, 2017, 08:31:51 AM »
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British Mark IV Tank. Captured by Germans. Nov - 1917.

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