9,000 Barrels of Bourbon Destroyed

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bob48

#15
June 26, 2018, 05:20:23 AM
Yo ho ho?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

#16
June 26, 2018, 10:14:25 AM
Stop making all that noise! I'm hungover.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bob48

#17
June 26, 2018, 12:27:12 PM


yo ho ho?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bbmike

#18
June 26, 2018, 02:45:43 PM
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

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-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

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bob48

#19
June 26, 2018, 03:14:24 PM
One got out 15 time to go for a pee.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

#20
June 26, 2018, 09:50:01 PM
The Haddock have pickled themselves?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#21
July 04, 2018, 06:56:04 PM
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#22
July 04, 2018, 06:59:58 PM Last Edit: July 04, 2018, 07:01:58 PM by mirth
QuoteFollowing the first collapse, a Kentucky Energy and Environment Cabinet spokesman said Sazerac would be cited for failing to report the spill of whiskey in a timely manner and for polluting waters. The spokesman said Barton 1792 moved quickly to stop the alcohol from entering the creek but didn't alert the state quickly enough.

They didn't call me, so they clearly weren't very serious about containing the spill.
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bbmike

#23
July 04, 2018, 07:20:11 PM
^I know! What a waste!
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Sir Slash

#24
July 05, 2018, 10:06:46 AM
I propose this is proof (no pun intended) of Kentucky's inability to be responsible for our country's Bourbon production. I think we should move the distillery to a more competent location like, my back yard. Any alcohol spills would not affect the local population at all as they're already high on crack and meth, so.... win/win.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#25
July 05, 2018, 10:08:09 AM
I have a basement that could store a dozen barrels or so.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

#26
July 05, 2018, 09:24:28 PM
Is that the one where you keep the buried bodies or is that a different one?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Boggit

#27
July 12, 2018, 12:28:18 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on July 05, 2018, 09:24:28 PM
Is that the one where you keep the buried bodies or is that a different one?
:2funny: :'( :DD
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bob48

#28
July 12, 2018, 12:39:04 PM
.........as long as he doesn't keep 'em IN the barrels...................
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

#29
July 12, 2018, 02:44:00 PM
You have a point there.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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