What could possibly go wrong?

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besilarius

May 16, 2018, 06:38:58 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

bbmike

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May 16, 2018, 06:43:38 AM
There's a new twist on the zombie theme! Coming this fall, "The Walking Servos"
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Barthheart

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May 16, 2018, 06:54:31 AM
QuoteCyclone and RTI swear this robot is strictly a vegetarian.
The only problem with that is how many times I've watched a vegan/vegetarian order a meat-dipped meat pizza slice with extra cheese after six hours of drinking.

:2funny:  :bd:

BanzaiCat

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May 16, 2018, 07:33:32 AM
Great. Now Barth is aware of people-eating robots and will use them to guard his lair. Way to go, bes.

Sir Slash

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May 16, 2018, 09:09:48 AM
Not concerned about vegetarian robots eating us. Now if they could invent a robot we could eat.... that'd be great. Anything but Anchovy-flavored.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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