Take the J-Pratt Challenge today!

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BanzaiCat

#45
January 29, 2018, 09:23:25 AM
Son's 19th birthday
Entire weekend buh-bye
Again more sads felt

Toonces

#46
January 29, 2018, 04:43:17 PM
Snow in the forecast
again.  Wait, snow day?
Frown turned upside down!
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

mirth

#47
January 29, 2018, 04:47:41 PM Last Edit: January 29, 2018, 05:01:34 PM by mirth
Trapped in snowbound hell
A fish out of ice water
Haiku wiz he is
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#48
February 02, 2018, 12:06:48 PM
Haiku challenge done.
Equal wordcount spread over
many more posts, ha!
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

mirth

#49
February 02, 2018, 12:14:17 PM
Well done grasshopper
Haiku mastery achieved
Walls of text rebuild.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#50
March 09, 2018, 06:43:36 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#51
March 09, 2018, 06:43:58 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

JasonPratt

#52
March 09, 2018, 09:12:36 AM
I am not falling
for your clever ploy against
my weak OD-C.

:hide:
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

DoctorQuest

#53
March 09, 2018, 11:18:56 AM Last Edit: March 09, 2018, 10:54:33 PM by DoctorQuest
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 09, 2018, 06:43:58 AM


Best Haiku ever.
Best Haiku ever written
Best Haiku EVER.       O0  :DD
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

Staggerwing

#54
March 09, 2018, 09:33:31 PM
I'm washing my hands
I'm washing my hands again
I'm washing my hands
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Emeraldlis

#55
March 11, 2018, 07:58:46 AM
Thinking profoundly
Most grog heads do, spilling out
In catchy haiku

"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

JasonPratt

#56
March 14, 2018, 04:59:46 PM
Good form!  O0

(...no, do not
make this into another...
DANGIT! BREAK THE... THE PATTERN! {phew})
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Emeraldlis

#57
March 14, 2018, 05:26:13 PM
Check re-check
I'm safe. oh damn re-check
Check re-check

How many times has your ocd read it already.... I'm up to four  ;D

Quote from: Staggerwing on March 09, 2018, 09:33:31 PM
I'm washing my hands
I'm washing my hands again
I'm washing my hands

Combine with Staggerwings for true mental breakdown  :o :D
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

JasonPratt

#58
March 15, 2018, 12:42:06 PM
Quote from: Emeraldlis on March 14, 2018, 05:26:13 PM
Check re-check
I'm safe. oh damn re-check
Check re-check

How many times has your ocd read it already.... I'm up to four  ;D

I have good news! -- you keep having to recheck because the syllables didn't add up that time. ;)  :nerd:
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Emeraldlis

#59
March 16, 2018, 05:49:19 PM
^^Oh damn! I was counting check as 2 syllables   :idiot2:
Let me edit my masterpiece for ya  ;D

Check check check recheck
I'm safe. Oh damn check recheck
Check check check recheck

I shall.. Uhm.. Check recheck my syllables better next time  ;D well spotted JP  O0 And now our Ocd can go into over drive with the extra word count  :crazy2:
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog
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