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bob48

The swinging pan sings,
Bright are the many stars I see,
On my head, lumps rise.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat


W8taminute

Quote from: bob48 on January 27, 2018, 10:00:32 AM
The swinging pan sings,
Bright are the many stars I see,
On my head, lumps rise.

^LoL!
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Toonces

Quote from: Staggerwing on January 27, 2018, 09:33:03 AM
Is Haiku not meant
to be of syllables five
Then seven, then five?

We here at Grogheads
Follow not your silly rules
The birthplace of puns
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

BanzaiCat

a dog gives birth
to puppies by the road
littering

Staggerwing

Quote from: Toonces on January 27, 2018, 10:10:35 AM
Quote from: Staggerwing on January 27, 2018, 09:33:03 AM
Is Haiku not meant
to be of syllables five
Then seven, then five?

We here at Grogheads
Follow not your silly rules
The birthplace of puns

Why do you not try
for the knowing that you can
Oh, Shamefur Dispray
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

BanzaiCat

we visit MD
party visit time
we smell the grass

MetalDog

Rock and roll ain't noise
Pollution rock and roll will
Never die heh heh heh
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Barthheart


bayonetbrant

There was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

airboy

Quote from: bob48 on January 27, 2018, 10:00:32 AM
The swinging pan sings,
Bright are the many stars I see,
On my head, lumps rise.

Good one.

airboy

Some Grogs Often Pun
Other Grogs Scream and Run
Puns are the Devil

>:D

MetalDog

If I wasn't using sig space to promote the music Brackets, that would DEFINITELY be my sig line  O0
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Toonces

Gray, the color of
miserable winter.  And
it is Monday.  <Sigh>   :-\
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs