"Feeling Old" 2018 Edition

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FlickJax

Quote from: JudgeDredd on January 11, 2018, 01:29:32 AM
I've been with my wife for 30 years in May this year and been married for 25 in June!  :'( ;D

I've also been under lock and key for 25 years this year JD.....September for me though

DoctorQuest

Quote from: trailrunner on January 11, 2018, 06:18:56 AM
Quote from: JudgeDredd on January 11, 2018, 01:29:32 AM
I've been with my wife for 30 years in May this year and been married for 25 in June!  :'( ;D

We're coming up on our 35th anniversary this July.

36th in May.  O0

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bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Sir Slash

20 For us back in September. My wife is a tolerant type.  :notworthy:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

Quote from: Sir Slash on January 11, 2018, 11:06:49 AM
20 For us back in September. My wife is a tolerant type.  :notworthy:

Either that or incredibly lazy :P
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Sir Slash

"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

I have been with The Wife for 21 years this year, 16 of them married. Holy crap.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

Is she aware of that?  ;D   At Twenty your 'A' game has to kick in cause their friends at the Hair Salon starts telling them it's time to trade-up. So resort to the 'Pretend Interest' in house remodeling or trips to romantic places that cost a lot of money. Jewelry also works along with taking her car shopping. In some cases you may have to actually listen to her in conversations while sports is on TV-- extreme I know. If all else fails, start picking-up your underware off the bedroom floor.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bayonetbrant

on the left is actor Kevin James; on the right is future WWE star Mick Foley

we all looked like dorks back in high school, huh?

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Sir Slash

Not me. I was hot. That's why I stayed in High School 6 years.  :uglystupid2:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

School of continuing education eh? I graduated with a kid like that. He was supposed to graduate in 1987 and graduated with me...in 1992 :)


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

So, he must have gone into politics then. Perfect fit.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

Good stuff there. Ever since phone booths have gone away, I don't know WHERE people go to have sex in public now?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.