100 books on witches

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mirth

#15
April 20, 2017, 01:23:49 PM
Tempting offer.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#16
April 20, 2017, 01:26:55 PM
Think about it. It's an offer that sells itself, really.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#17
April 20, 2017, 01:30:30 PM
I'm concerned about your mental well being if we traveled into the really dark territory of my past.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#18
April 20, 2017, 01:32:10 PM
What mental well being?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#19
April 20, 2017, 01:33:46 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 20, 2017, 01:32:10 PM
What mental well being?

You're hired.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#20
April 20, 2017, 01:38:03 PM
Yes! We need to adopt it as a screenplay eventually. Haley Joel Osment will play you.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#21
April 20, 2017, 01:40:39 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 20, 2017, 01:38:03 PM
Yes! We need to adopt it as a screenplay eventually. Haley Joel Osment will play you.

Macualy Culkin would be better casting.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#22
April 20, 2017, 01:41:32 PM
For me.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#23
April 20, 2017, 01:42:11 PM
Well, we have that settled then.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#24
April 20, 2017, 01:43:20 PM
We'll need to cast quite a few witches. I'll handle that personally.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#25
April 20, 2017, 01:48:57 PM
I'll be The Witch Fluffer. And Quality Control.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#26
April 20, 2017, 01:50:22 PM
That's a lot of responsibilities.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#27
April 20, 2017, 01:54:33 PM
I can do this.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#28
April 20, 2017, 01:56:23 PM
Bring the Bissell Steam Mop.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#29
April 20, 2017, 01:58:03 PM
Of course.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd
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