Uboat made it to Niagara Falls

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besilarius

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BanzaiCat

I went looking for more info on the sub, and found this...

http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/604527-nazi-submarine-discovered-great-lakes.html

:(

Who knows, that 'hoax' story could be full of it.

besilarius

Goshdammit.  It probably is a hoax. 
Sounded so much like a german version of Gene Fluckey and the Barb

http://www.neatorama.com/2014/11/12/The-Submarine-That-Sank-a-Train-The-Extraordinary-Raid-of-the-USS-Barb/

By the way, Fluckey's book, Fire Down Below, is a great read if you are at all interested in submarine warfare.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

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JasonPratt

The article about the German saboteurs says nothing about a sub making it to the Niagara Falls, nor anywhere near.

The Barb didn't sink a train. Nor did the Barb destroy a train. Nor did the Barb even attack a train. Crew from the Barb did destroy a train (with explosive sabotage on the tracks.) It would have admittedly been possible for the Barb to attack and destroy a train (at some point anyway), because she was the first American submarine (the first ever?) fitted with rocket artillery.

Hoax-alert has a track record of debunking stories from World News Daily (including several still being interlinked by WND).
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You know the Nazis invaded Canada, right?  Although technically it wasn't part of Canada yet, and it was only for 24 hours.

https://nlarchaeology.wordpress.com/2011/06/24/kurt/

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JasonPratt

That was pretty awesome!  :coolsmiley:

I should add that the story about the teams infiltrating the North and South United States for terrorism plans, was amazing, too. Just not, y'know, a sub at Niagara Falls. ;)
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The thing that I find really amazing about the German weather station set up on the coast of Labrador is the fact that no one, not one single person in the Canadian military knew about it until 35 years later, when the German who put it there asked what had happened to it.  It boggles the imagination.  I mean, just think about what else could have been hiding there for 40 years! 
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bayonetbrant

anyone else keep reading the thread title as "Ubercat made it to Niagara Falls" ?
Just me?
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Martok

Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 07, 2016, 07:09:31 AM
anyone else keep reading the thread title as "Ubercat made it to Niagara Falls" ?
Just me?
LOL.  No, I have been as well.  :D 

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I HAVE been there, once. We have pictures, just hardcopy.
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