Just Can't Fix Stupid

Started by bayonetbrant, March 30, 2012, 10:03:38 AM

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Sigma One

Can't fix stupid, and like the song goes, if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

Centurion40

Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

... I'm just wild about Saphron. Saphron's wild about me..


BTW I hear your pain....


want a chocolate?


My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Staggerwing

Quote from: Windigo on April 03, 2012, 12:30:12 PM
... I'm just wild about Saphron. Saphron's wild about me..

Don't you mean... Saffron?

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Windigo

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Martok

Quote from: Staggerwing on April 03, 2012, 09:48:41 PM
Quote from: Windigo on April 03, 2012, 12:30:12 PM
... I'm just wild about Saphron. Saphron's wild about me..

Don't you mean... Saffron?


I confess that until this moment, I never made the connection that she was played by Hendricks.  (I saw -- I think it was the second episode? -- in which Saffron appeared.)  Hawt! 


"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Staggerwing

Every day there is a little something you learn that makes getting up that day worth while. I'd say this one should keep you covered until Monday or Tuesday... ;D
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

bayonetbrant

I actually drove past Babylon here in town the other day, and pointed it out to my father-in-law.  He thought they were bat-shit crazy to have a Moroccan place named after a city in Iraq, too.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

eyebiter


Mr. Bigglesworth

Quote from: Martok on April 05, 2012, 04:12:28 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on April 03, 2012, 09:48:41 PM
Quote from: Windigo on April 03, 2012, 12:30:12 PM
... I'm just wild about Saphron. Saphron's wild about me..

Don't you mean... Saffron?


I confess that until this moment, I never made the connection that she was played by Hendricks.  (I saw -- I think it was the second episode? -- in which Saffron appeared.)  Hawt!


Never heard of her. Google gave me this:



What you talkin' about Joey Ray?
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

MetalDog

^ Careful, Bigs, that's a dude!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

Quote from: MetalDog on July 08, 2012, 09:31:40 AM
^ Careful, Bigs, that's a dude!

It's good we have some of you guys around here - I would have had no idea.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Steelgrave

MetalDog is my friend, so I won't ask him how he knows  8)

Centurion40

I try not to judge people.  Well, some people.
Any time is a good time for pie.