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besilarius

December 21, 2018, 08:38:21 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Gusington

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December 23, 2018, 03:30:05 PM
That's awesome, but I have to admit never hearing of Flambrough Head...
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Jarhead0331

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December 23, 2018, 03:40:36 PM
Quote from: Gusington on December 23, 2018, 03:30:05 PM
That's awesome, but I have to admit never hearing of Flambrough Head...

Surprised you've never heard of this one...it happened shortly after the Battle of Gettysburg.  O:-) \m/ :DD
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besilarius

#3
December 23, 2018, 04:49:18 PM
Oh, you've heard of Flambrough.  His cousin Hedley was involved in a land swindle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBmkyDTX08Y
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Gusington

#4
December 23, 2018, 05:02:58 PM
Everyone's a comedian.
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Gusington

#5
December 23, 2018, 05:06:18 PM
There are so many hilarious quotes in that Best of Hedley Lamarr I don't even know where to begin...
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MetalDog

#6
December 24, 2018, 10:17:33 AM
The S.O. watches The Carol Burnett Show every night.  Harvey Korman is AWESOME!!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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Gusington

#7
December 24, 2018, 03:49:22 PM
^I really miss him. Even as a little kid I thought he was hilarious.
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acctingman

#8
December 24, 2018, 04:49:45 PM
Harvey Korman and Tim Conway....those skits on the Carol Burnett show are pure comedy gold.

Gusington

#9
December 24, 2018, 05:14:49 PM
Tim Conway too. They had some of the best on stage chemistry.
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besilarius

#10
December 24, 2018, 07:39:34 PM
You young whippersnappers are too youthful to know that Harvey got his start as second banana on the Danny Kaye show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6RAM7MMF-s
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Gusington

#11
December 25, 2018, 05:05:11 PM
^Olde.
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SirAndrewD

#12
December 25, 2018, 06:01:02 PM
John Paul Jones was a pretty great bassist.  I'm a huge Zeppelin fan but I didn't know he sailed.
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Gusington

#13
December 25, 2018, 06:21:08 PM
 :2funny:
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