"This is the Chinese navy ... You go!"

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mirth

#120
July 31, 2015, 11:15:03 AM
I didn't even post the really batshit crazy stuff

http://www.knowthelies.com/node/8010

The internet sure is whacky.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#121
July 31, 2015, 11:25:18 AM
Quote from: mirth on July 31, 2015, 11:15:03 AM
I didn't even post the really batshit crazy stuff

http://www.knowthelies.com/node/8010

The internet sure is whacky.

Their chemtrail forecast isn't bad, but mine is more accurate.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#122
July 31, 2015, 11:29:43 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 31, 2015, 11:25:18 AM
Quote from: mirth on July 31, 2015, 11:15:03 AM
I didn't even post the really batshit crazy stuff

http://www.knowthelies.com/node/8010

The internet sure is whacky.

Their chemtrail forecast isn't bad, but mine is more accurate.

Well you are lead forecaster for the Groginati.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Mr. Bigglesworth

#123
July 31, 2015, 11:53:04 AM
Not Toonces?
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

mirth

#124
July 31, 2015, 11:55:24 AM
Toonces handles real weather. LB handles chem trails. When it's raining men, we call in Star.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Mr. Bigglesworth

#125
July 31, 2015, 11:59:19 AM
Got it.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

LongBlade

#126
July 31, 2015, 06:06:40 PM
Quote from: mirth on July 31, 2015, 11:55:24 AM
Toonces handles real weather. LB handles chem trails. When it's raining men, we call in Star.

<chuckle>
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#127
July 31, 2015, 08:00:44 PM
Quote from: mirth on July 31, 2015, 11:55:24 AM
Toonces handles real weather. LB handles chem trails. When it's raining men, we call in Star.

Hallelujah!
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#128
August 01, 2015, 01:44:41 PM
 :2funny:
✡

слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Nefaro

#129
August 03, 2015, 06:31:45 PM
Love trails, ya mean?   C:-)

mirth

#130
August 05, 2015, 02:12:52 PM Last Edit: August 05, 2015, 02:52:05 PM by mirth
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#131
August 05, 2015, 02:33:47 PM
Oooh. Urging the Chinese is bound to resolve the issue.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#132
August 05, 2015, 02:50:46 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on August 05, 2015, 02:33:47 PM
Oooh. Urging the Chinese is bound to resolve the issue.

Not only that, he told them the U.S. was "concerned". Talk about brinksmanship.

Obama's choices for Sec State have been some of his biggest failings as POTUS, imho.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

#133
August 06, 2015, 06:45:04 AM
I remember my Democratic friends being so on fire for voting Kerry for President back in the day. I kept asking them what they thought he positively brought to the job application, and their answer was always a sort-of-confused, "Well, he isn't George Bush, duh?" or words to that effect.

He's still probably a better choice for President than Mrs. Clinton. "BUT SHE'S A WOMAN AND WE MUST CONTRIBUTE TO HAVING A UNIQUE MOMENT IN HISTORY!" What. Ev. er.
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mirth

#134
September 16, 2015, 06:59:46 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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