UK Leaving the EU?

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Staggerwing

Can I be Minister of Inertia? My doctor says I need to get more rest.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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OJsDad

Quote from: Staggerwing on June 25, 2016, 02:06:56 PM
Can I be Minister of Inertia? My doctor says I need to get more rest.

Make sure everyone gets their proper mid day nap.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

bob48

I'm good with all of that, plus we need Windy as Minister of the Environment.

The National Anthem would have to be this;

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

panzerde

I'm down with all of that as long as I get to be a member of the peerage as a useless and decadent aristocrat. Not much point in being an empire if I can't do that.

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

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bob48

Quote from: panzerde on June 25, 2016, 03:54:29 PM
I'm down with all of that as long as I get to be a member of the peerage as a useless and decadent aristocrat. Not much point in being an empire if I can't do that.

I think that describes the requirements perfectly well. You're in!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Boggit

Quote from: Staggerwing on June 25, 2016, 02:06:56 PM
Can I be Minister of Inertia? My doctor says I need to get more rest.
Be my guest, but there is another vacancy in the Ministry of Silly Walks, previously overseen by the Rt. Hon Montgomery Python MP. ;D Your choice. ;)
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

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It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

Gusington

I want to be a pr0n director. Nothing to do with your discussion, I'm just saying.


слава Україна!

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Boggit

Quote from: Gusington on June 25, 2016, 05:26:35 PM
I want to be a pr0n director. Nothing to do with your discussion, I'm just saying.
We'll make you the Director of State Morality. That'll give you a bit more scope. ;D ;)
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

JasonPratt

Quote from: Boggit on June 24, 2016, 01:24:28 PM
Sounds great. Arrange the ships and we'll set up some cool drinks on the verandah for you... ;D

On the lips would be fine.

...wait, are we still doing the hot empress joke? I've lost some track of the topics...
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bayonetbrant

while this is now a bit late, it was damned funny

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Sir Slash

I'll take Sec. of Culture. GREY POUPON FOR EVERYONE! What's the salary Mr. PM?
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bayonetbrant

Quote

EU Referendum Local Results 2016 vs. Mad Cow Disease Outbreak Areas 1992

However, it would be a mistake to jump to conclusions.
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Anguille

This is the guy you need now  ;)


Boggit

The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

besilarius

How does Boris for Emperor sound?
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